no better satire could be written
Aug. 11th, 2025 09:31 amHoly hell. The Tesla Truck is such a complete fucking sales disaster that he’s getting a corrupt deal with the military to buy them as targets.
I repeat:
Only a couple at first. Still, no doubt it’ll be at full price or some shit. Gotta claw those losses back somehow, right? Try this, see who complains.
Regardless, “OFFICIAL US MILITARY TARGET” stickers for Teslas, y/y?
Also, I may need to make yet another new sign for the Tesla Takedown protests because holy shit xD
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