go read this, but not from work

[solarbird]

This is the best most horrible thread on LJ so far in 2006. It is not worksafe in any way whatsoever. Recommended!

Comments

[corivax.livejournal.com]

STAB STAB STAB

[solarbird]

YAY!

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Yossarian!Hawkeye OTP

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

There, I hope you're happy.

[firni.livejournal.com]

nerd

[desert-dragon42.livejournal.com]

You are Evil. I can't believe you forced me to read that entire thread!

[solarbird]

Glad to be of service!

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

I, too, read it entire. I shall never be the same, and thank you.

[cafiorello.livejournal.com]

Who can vote? Anyone, as often as you like, for anything! We're not cock-counting "one man one vote" types down here. However, as famed socialist SF writer George Orwell said, or might have said, in an early draft, "some pigs, Snorty-Poo, are more equal than others" which means that the tabulations to declare the winner could vary from the hegemonic "majority rules" conception of "democracy."

I wish to hell I had read this before today's faculty meeting. Our voting procedures so, you know, patriarchal and hegemonic right now.

LOL!
Cathy

[janne.livejournal.com]

My eyes! My eyes! :)

[waysofseeing.livejournal.com]

Dear God, woman, I now have to go to *sleep* with those images in my brain.

Right. There must be some Clorox and smelling salts around here somewhere.

[solarbird]

Dear God, woman, I now have to go to *sleep* with those images in my brain.
IYKWIM...

Right. There must be some Clorox and smelling salts around here somewhere.
...AITYD.

[wrog]

winner!