you! out of the pool!

…AND I am excused yet again from jury duty.

Which is fine. I mean, there are so very many reasons, many of which are fair cop (HA! COP! GET IT?!) and some of which frankly I think would make me a better juror if you give a fuck about justice, but they ask about that shit and unless I want to lie to a court (which I very fucking well do not, I’m more useful out of jail than in) I’m going to get DQed pretty quick anyway.

This time however it took two years of on-and-off-again jury bullshit – mostly thanks to COVID, et al – so that sucked.

Anyway I wish they would keep a database of this or something because it’s a waste of their time and mine and it fucks up my schedule for a week every time they come back to me and I have been kicked out of so many jury pools. At this point it just gives me anxiety because I feel like I should be trying to be on a jury? Even if I kinda don’t want to? But that would mean lying to the court and I don’t like jail so I really shouldn’t, and more importantly, I wish I would stop getting anxious about it because I’m not cheating by giving answers I know will boot me off a jury if those answers are true. Which they are.

I just wish they’d stop asking holy shit I wish they’d just stop.

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