biking with bacon

Right now, at least, bacon is the best food in the history of ever. My head is like 70% clear. That's the best since I woke up. I sure as hell don't feel normal but damn I feel better.

Saturday 12 August FUCKING WELL EARNED miles: 13.1
Miles out of Hobbiton: 1309.3
Miles out of Rivendell: 844.3
Miles out of Lothlórien: 389.3
Miles to Rauros Falls: 19.7

I totally would have beaten Anna to the Falls. Totally.