d00m3d.

MSFT is d0000000m3d. 16,000 employees on a product rev and buzzphrases like "integrated innovation?" It's 1975 at IBM all over again. Also, they're messing with the soda. Hope you like process bells on conference tables, folks - they're coming!

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