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[solarbird]

Via lyonesse, possibly the best meme evar:

Give me at least one reason why I'm going to hell. Then, repost this meme in your own LJ and see what other people say about you.

Have at!

Comments

[risu.livejournal.com]

Running a heat difference engine off of the pit of fire and brimstone!

[backrubbear.livejournal.com]

Hell is a uniform temperature, you know. :-)

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell for the company.

[loopback.livejournal.com]

Because I've got a management position and I'll need someone who can debug Exchange.

[solarbird]

oh crap!

[loopback.livejournal.com]

I'm torn on which will be worse: reporting to brianv in hell, or having him as a direct report, so you have to endure him trying to endrun you and climb over you on the corporate ladder for eternity.

[solarbird]

I've already reported to BrianV in hell Workgroup Applications hell. Having him as a DR would at least involve some novelty value.

[banner.livejournal.com]

For posting this meme :-)

[rosepurr.livejournal.com]

For taunting the powers-that-be, of course. :)

[spazzkat.livejournal.com]

You know that Daffy Duck, Porky Pig cold feet in the hotel bed bit?

That's why

>-)

[backrubbear.livejournal.com]

You're going to hell for owning *and watching* first season Space 1999. :-)

[solarbird]

You are so wrong.

Season two, well, okay, that would be a different story.

[ysabel.livejournal.com]

Corporate takeover, and they'll decide you're too critical to let go.

On the bright side, you'll get stock options!

[solarbird]

On the bright side, you'll get stock options!
Evil is a thriving business...

[lyonesse.livejournal.com]

they desperately need people who can debug network problems :)

[cafiorello.livejournal.com]

Jesus envies your hair, and won't tolerate competition in Heaven.

[jarandhel.livejournal.com]

Given all the people you've met who claim (loudly) they're going to heaven, you've just decided to avoid the place?