iGod

[solarbird]

annathepiper pointed me at a silly thing called iGod: repenting made easy! Making Eliza say goofy things is still unexpectedly funny.

solarbird: hello eliza
iGod: Hello there. Eliza for President!

iGod: What do you do in your spare time?
solarbird: the dog
iGod: I hear you.

solarbird: i heard from somebody that you were a lesbian¹
iGod: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
solarbird: i like lesbians
iGod: A lot of people like that. I like science fiction. I like .
solarbird: you like your period?
iGod: Yes I am proud of my period.

¹: I got traditional Eliza to come out of the closet. It got all defensive, too, and was all, "Why does it bother you that I am a lesbian?" Finite state automatons are funny when they aren't desperately creepy.

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[...]
Me: Well, it would be good if things actually were going better.
God: Well that's okay. Why do you want it?
[...]
Me: [...] There is so much injustice and suffering everywhere.
God: Let us change the subject. There sure is.