oh. my. god.

[solarbird]

The tinfoil hat generation has discovered its fashion sense. Worksafe, courtesy a person not on LJ. YOU MUST CLICKIE! YOU MUST!!

I think the best bit is when two consecutively-listed products give mutually exclusive explanations of the source of the problem they're trying to cure. ('It's not your car - it's you!' 'It's not you - it's your car!') And I swear to you that the music: tag on this post came up all on its own. I didn't pick it.

Comments

[rosepurr.livejournal.com]

This is too fabulous for words.

[darkphoenixrisn.livejournal.com]

Oh my. That's just too funny.

[banner.livejournal.com]

Damn! Someone beat me to it! I was going to market my new 'Gangsta cop beatin' threads' which were going to be 100 percent gaurenteed to protect you from tasers and the like by offering a better conductive path to the stun guns so they could zap you all day long and you wouldn't feel it!

That's what this stuff really appears to be. Protection from EMF? Not really. Protection from cops who love to use 'non leathel force' because they can abuse the hell out of it and get away with it? Definitely

[epawtows.livejournal.com]

Would be better if they sold connectors so that you could tie the different pieces of clothing together. And then include shoes with grounding plates/spikes.

[solarbird]

For great connectivity!

[solarbird]

Tho' if you leave the grounding plates in the shoes out, it's possibly for great reception. That'd be funny, convincing one of the customers of these things that what they've actually bought is a giant CELL PHONE ANTENNA OH NOES!