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[solarbird]

The nominee is for porn!
The nominee is for porn!
And loyalties are being torn for
Porn!
Porn!
Porn!

To the tune of "The Internet is for Porn," from the Avenue Q soundtrack. Make up your own version or write your own verse below!

Comments

[kathrynt.livejournal.com]

The nominee is for porn!
The nominee is for porn!
Fundie pricks are shitting bricks cuz
Porn! Porn! Porn!

[banner.livejournal.com]

Okay, here's the thing that really frosts me:

Everything I've so far been shown that Roberts did (Support for 'porn' Support for 'gays') seems to be the conservative position! Yup, Supporting free speech, supporting equal rights regardless of who you sleep with, those things to me are what historically conservatives believe in. You know, less government, less government regulation, less government intrusion, less government control, keeping government out of the family, the bed room, and your sexual practices! (A -lot- of conservatives back when I worked in the party were pretty kinky people).

So I find it weird that people being labeled as 'conservatives' are complaining about this. Makes me wonder who's hijacking -that- label. I for one do not equate 'conservatives' with 'religious (insert left or right here)'. Especially as the 'relgious right' grew out of the 'christian southern democrats' which was really the 'religious left'. While the names have changed, the views really haven't much.

/end rant

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

I expect the fundie leadership will be able to overlook this deficiency, as they see it, and to keep their eyes on the prize. It's all about the A-word, ma cherie.

[kathrynt.livejournal.com]

Well, YEAH. These aren't Goldwater conservatives we're dealing with here. Hell, I used to be a liberal Republican, back when that was possible. The whole Christian Right very deliberately and effectively hijacked the party, the Conservative name, and the cause, and I don't see a lot of effort on anybody's part within the party to take it back.

Here's a sample verse (by me and kathrynt):

[solarbird]

The nominee is really, really great --
FOR PORN
He's been fast-tracked so we don't have to wait --
FOR PORN
His legal skils he'll flant (FOR PORN)
Like Thomas, a savant! (FOR PORN)
He's like a Christian buffet restaurant!
FOR PORN!

[solarbird]

Oh, I know. But this is still high-popcorn theatre. Watching them try to justify rallying their troops for a pro-bono-queer-cause-working defender-of-pornographers? Hy-fucking-larious.

[kathrynt.livejournal.com]

Verse two:

I'm glad we have this brand new nominee -- FOR PORN
I hope he'll be a recess appointee -- FOR PORN
He's such the legal brain FOR PORN
I'm sure he won't refrain FROM PORN
to usher in God's everlasting reign! FOOR PORN!

(chorus)

[solarbird]

These aren't Goldwater conservatives we're dealing with here.
<cries>

Oh well, shoulder on, and cope with humour.

[cafiorello.livejournal.com]

All too true! I can often make common cause with "libertarian republicans" but they seem an endangered species these days. Of course, we "libertarian democrats" don't do so hot either....
Cathy

[risu.livejournal.com]

His pubic hair all has been shorn!

. . . okay, I have to stop.

[risu.livejournal.com]

Who needs the Internet for porn when I can imagine Roberts with shaven pubic hair ANY TIME I WANT? (or, at that, any time I don't?)

[spazzkat.livejournal.com]

ha Ha HA Aftershave!