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solarbirdSo today, from the following data:
1. There is a lighthouse sculpture thingie out front by the driveway. I dislike it.
2. There are several switches we've found that do NOTHING we can figure out, one of which is by the front door.
3. The lighthouse sculpture is on a post that looks not unlike a conduit pipe.
...I formed this hypothesis:
H: The lighthouse is actually illuminated, and the bulb inside is burned out.
I tested this hypothesis by going over to it, looking at it, and seeing if the top came off. It did! And inside?
BEES
(Hornets, if you want to get picky about it.)
"HA HA FUCK YOU," said the universe. "Whut?" said the hornets inside the lighthouse. "WELL, SCREW THAT!" said me.
I put the cap back on and ran away. Fortunately, it was cool. Hornets don't like the cool. They did not dare to follow. Soon when it is cold I will take the whole stupid lighthouse nest and toss it into the garbage. That'll show 'em.
Stupid lighthouse.
Stupid bees.
1. There is a lighthouse sculpture thingie out front by the driveway. I dislike it.
2. There are several switches we've found that do NOTHING we can figure out, one of which is by the front door.
3. The lighthouse sculpture is on a post that looks not unlike a conduit pipe.
...I formed this hypothesis:
H: The lighthouse is actually illuminated, and the bulb inside is burned out.
I tested this hypothesis by going over to it, looking at it, and seeing if the top came off. It did! And inside?
BEES
(Hornets, if you want to get picky about it.)
"HA HA FUCK YOU," said the universe. "Whut?" said the hornets inside the lighthouse. "WELL, SCREW THAT!" said me.
I put the cap back on and ran away. Fortunately, it was cool. Hornets don't like the cool. They did not dare to follow. Soon when it is cold I will take the whole stupid lighthouse nest and toss it into the garbage. That'll show 'em.
Stupid lighthouse.
Stupid bees.
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Date: 2004-09-14 08:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-14 08:51 pm (UTC)Maybe I could introduce them!
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Date: 2004-09-14 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-14 09:33 pm (UTC)CO2 extinguisers work well too :-)
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Date: 2004-09-15 10:43 am (UTC)Hmmmmmmm.
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Date: 2004-09-14 09:54 pm (UTC)Bees are MY FRIENDS!
Light switch that does nothing...?
Date: 2004-09-15 12:03 pm (UTC)