A rejection I can support.

[solarbird]

I got rejected by a venue today – the Seattle Farmers’ Market Alliance – for being inadequately generic.

No, really, I’m not making that up! Here’s the rejection explanation line from their email:

we are looking for music that is a little more upbeat and generic

Those are their words.

Frankly? I can live with that. No, wait, better: that’s going on the reviews page, as soon as I have one. Gotta do it.

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Comments

[lothie.livejournal.com]

That is awesome!

[solarbird]

I'm kinda torn, honestly; I need venues and I played two of their markets last year. But if I'm going to get a rejection, this is how. ^_^

[flit.livejournal.com]

Best rejection ever!

[solarbird]

Srsly

[janne.livejournal.com]

I wonder if that word means what they think it means :D Yep, that needs to go on review!

[solarbird]

Heh, probably. They just want... Well... I guess I'm really not sure. Just something more, aheh, generic.

[flashfire.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you could direct them to a good elevator.

[denelian.livejournal.com]

oh, you stole what i was going to say!



oh, well - it's true :)

[solarbird]

Yeah, that's not the kind of goin' up I do. -_^

[shadesofmauve]

Yes, this is the kind of rejection you flaunt.

Like when the Arrogant Worms were reviewed as having "Too much Canadian content."

[solarbird]

Like when the Arrogant Worms were reviewed as having "Too much Canadian content."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME ^_^