I got this from... somewhere...

[solarbird]

...and since ALL my posts lately have been friendslocked, I'm posting it here. I know Kathryn already posted it, I showed it to her in IM! But maybe I was on drugs ('cause I AM! on pain killers) and she showed me first. I forget. Anyway, don't read this if you have stitches 'cause you'll break 'em:

http://www.skippyslist.com/ - 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do in the US Army. I had to stop reading it several times because it HURT from the funny.

Comments

[futabachan.livejournal.com]

182. There is no FM for "wall-to-wall counseling".

Actually, there is: http://www.strategypage.com/humor/default.asp?target=walltowall.htm (http://www.strategypage.com/humor/default.asp?target=walltowall.htm)

[juanal.livejournal.com]

*pout*, still not on friends list, I feel so unworthy.

[solarbird]

Have you sent me any FUCKING MAIL yet, pop tart? NO. You HAVEN'T. If you WANT to be on my FRIENDS LIST, you have to GET OFF YOUR ASS enough to SEND MAIL SAYING SO.

I keep posting that, it's in my BIO now... ghods!

[juanal.livejournal.com]

I did. Last friday, and you even responded and said you were going to add me. But maybe you did not realize that that was me.

I definately did not mean to upset you. Sorry.

[solarbird]

I'm RANTING, you goob! Jeez!

And I must have been on the good shit last Friday, 'cause I don't remember that AT ALL.

Anyway, also go read the post I made on the 20th called "The Mythos of Killiandra" as it's really important. (20th of this month. No, I wasn't on anything at the time. Well, I was, but it's still all true.)

-- Dara

[juanal.livejournal.com]

You nearly made me cry, ask Stacey the next time you see her. Anyways, glad it's all cleared up. Boy is there a lot to catch up on now.

[solarbird]

Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I mean, you're an xR person, I figured you'd, you know, get it. I didn't mean to make you upset.

[juanal.livejournal.com]

I think my defenses have gotten a little weak in the last year or so that I have been scaling back my activities on xR and doing, you know, saner things.

Anyways once I knew you were RANTING I had a good laugh about it so it's all good.