I got this from... somewhere...

[solarbird]

...and since ALL my posts lately have been friendslocked, I'm posting it here. I know Kathryn already posted it, I showed it to her in IM! But maybe I was on drugs ('cause I AM! on pain killers) and she showed me first. I forget. Anyway, don't read this if you have stitches 'cause you'll break 'em:

http://www.skippyslist.com/ - 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do in the US Army. I had to stop reading it several times because it HURT from the funny.