d’ya think “Mr. 49.9%” would get under his skin?

[solarbird]

Do you think calling Cheeto “Mr. 49.9%” would get under his skin?

I mean, that’s shaking out to be his final vote percentage. He still won.

But he didn’t get a majority.

I mean, it’d also work against the “mandate” and “landslide” lies.

Just throwing that out there. Whaddya think?

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Comments

[conuly]

I think we can just as easily get under his skin by calling him Babyhands.

[solarbird]

This one's good for countering the "landslide" and "mandate" lies, though.

In fact I'm editing the post to add that. I think it might have a purpose, too. Other than just pissing him off.

[conuly]

Sure, if those dipshits will listen to reality ever.

[solarbird]

As always, it's never about the core supporters, it's about the low-info wibblers in the middle.

[gorgeousgary]

Sounds like a good plan. Already too much normalizing of all the "mandate" comments from his team.

[jessie_c]

Combine it with his long-known sensitivity to short finger remarks by claiming that his reach always outstrips his grasp?

[librarygeek]

Just say less than half of the voters, voted for him.

I'm from Atlantic City and his casino vice presidents were my parents' friends. His dyslexia is bad enough that even forty years ago, it was common knowledge that DJT read at about a 3rd grade level. The helicopter crash killed the one I knew the best.

Considering how many businesses he's run into bankruptcy, I bet his math skills aren't much better.