not even a picoreview

Prometheus is terrible, omg. I went in with low expectations and at the end of the first reel, I seriously considered leaving and sitting in the lobby to read a book. Then it got somewhat more splody and involved more running around but absolutely no less stupid.

That said, it's mostly pretty. Occasionally the CGI goes to shit, but mostly, it's pretty.

Here, the only really part I really enjoyed:

But it's always good when Destiny Angel gets work

If there is ever a live action Captain Scarlet, we have our lead fighter pilot. All she has to do is move the part in her hair, no lie.