hee hee hee hee

Doctor Who fans, please report to squee central.

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This righy here is what we call a problem. Not a disaster of awesome, like Kohaku was, but still. Take a closer look, that's not a guitar:

....it's a zouk. Of sorts. A wide-necked weird-bodied zouk. And it sounds like thunder.

SadlyFortunately, it's a problem which will remain essentially theoretical as it is US$2400. Time to buy a lotto ticket!