Feb. 5th, 2007

solarbird: (molly-tired)

Orange Leaves

My latest little column for TechNet Magazine - a very short one, they changed the format of their print version and now it's a mere 550ish words per page - is here. Not as funny as last time, but hopefully still mildly amusing. I like the illustration they ran with it more than the article, really. ^_^

I'm so far behind in email. And CWU stuff. And regular stuff. Bah. And I accidentally let my laptop battery die completely so that the system activated emergency shutdown, so I lost some meme crap I was going to post here. Foo. Oh well, have a silly visitor map thingie. I SEE J00!

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solarbird: (molly-kill-everyone-with-sticks)
From the housemush:

[livejournal.com profile] solarbird opens IE to check version number for [livejournal.com profile] annathepiper and try to repro a bug and within a minute hates it all over again, just like the very first time.

[livejournal.com profile] solarbird goes to SeattleTimes.com to look at a webpage. Gets a dialogue from IE asking if I noticed the navigation bar. Yeah, that's what I wanted. Clicks "never bother me with this crap again" and dismisses it. Clicks on a story link. Gets a popunder, because of no popup blocking in IE 6. Closes it. Finally looks at the story. Closes IE. Discovers IE opened MSN Messenger Client for no fucking reason at all. Exits that. Gets a SYSTRAY BALOON POPUP saying no, it's not going to exit it, it's going to hide it in the system tray so that I can continue to receive IMs, even though I wasn't even fucking logged in, and couldn't, even if that's what I'd wanted to do. Forces that to exit.

[livejournal.com profile] solarbird looks around the desktop, waiting to see what else happens. ** Am I done now? **



(Added almost immediately after posting)

I do actually have a point here. This should have been a five-step action. Launch IE; paste in a URL; hit ENTER; click on a link; close IE. There should have been two information interactions, both of which being the pages on the site I wanted to see. Instead, I had fifteen steps: Launch IE; paste in a URL; hit ENTER; get distracted by something totally irrelevant to my task; process the interruption; click on a checkbox; click a button; click a link; close the unwanted second window; close IE; discover MSN is launched; close MSN; get told fuck you, I know better; dismiss that; force exit. And instead of just having two web pages to process, I also had to process a dialogue I didn't care about, a popunder I didn't want, a second application launching I didn't want, that application arguing with me, and the system tray. Five extra things, for a total of seven, instead of the two that were actually related to my actual task.

Distractions and annoyances made the task either three times (15:5) or 3.5 times (7:2) as long as it should have been, depending upon how you count, and in either interpretation, distractions and annoyances overwhelmed the actual task.

This is wretched design. Not bad; wretched. And it's the kind of thing that drives me spare about Windows, because you get this all the time. In Word, after shutting down every "automatic" thing I can find, it still routinely (and not quite 100% consistently) takes four keystrokes to do <RETURN><TAB> equivalent, because it insists upon trying to guess what I want and getting it wrong. Twice as many keystrokes; the task is equaled by the chaff and interference. Add in that it doesn't quite always happen - sometimes the right thing happens - and you've got an extra process interruption which cuts my productivity a little bit more. Or take today's login to our print server to change its power-savings settings; I didn't keep track of all the distractions, but it threw up desktop-cleanup suggestions (for my five icon desktop) twice from the systray while I was just trying to go to control panel and change two dropdowns. It also threw up some other systray annoyances that I didn't bother to examine further, because I just wanted to get done and log off.

From a task optimisation standpoint - from a design standpoint - this is all just hideous. I would like to hope that maybe, someday, Windows UI will start being designed, and that instead of shipping the peace treaty across six dozen warring PMs all clamouring to get your attention for their goddamn button, Microsoft will ship a presentation that just gets the hell out of the way and lets you do your job.

I mean, I know - absolutely know - that there are good UI people inside that company. Why don't we ever see their work?

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