ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME PERSONALLY

Remember, when I gave you my personal email address, how I said do not give it out to anybody, and in particular do not hand it to websites? That meant do not give it out to anybody, and, in particular, do not hand it to any fucking websites. This means any, this means you, and yes this includes evite.com and reunion.com and any other website you can think of anywhere, any time.

If you can't deal with that, I can hand you a disposable address and you can delete my real one from your address book. I have no tolerance for this. I've had to move email accounts too many times and start over, and I'm sick of it. Deal, or don't.

Two badly thought out product labels seen today

Seen in the food court at the Hub:

Vegan, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich

WRONG. Not a hint of vegan in it. Not even any turkey. Also, at Rite Aid:

Finger Injury Kit

I don't need a kit for that. I can do that fine with ordinary household materials, such as hammers.