twitler II is threatening to make his own phone

[solarbird]

So now that Elon Musk is going off about making his own phone, all I can see is a Cybertruck-shaped metal wedge, screen on the bottom, advertised as unbreakable and we all know how that goes.

It's running stock Android one release behind that he's renamed after himself. Twitter is the only messaging app, the lockscreen is his face shopped onto Iron Man's body, overlaid on Mars, and you can't change it unless you pay $8 a month. Where'm I wrong?

Comments

[gwydion]

Well, it WOULD be hard to make it penis shaped and still pretend it had some function....

[dewline]

Beyond the obvious ones, yes.

And it likely wouldn't serve those at all.

[dewline]

He deserves all possible mockery for this.

[rmd]

it randomly destroys other IT infrastructure.

[gorgeousgary]

It'll also have a unique style of charger that requires the phone's owner to install a special outlet.

[solarbird]

And charges in 2.5 seconds but may explode.