solarbird | oh god oh god why

well THAT was fucking grotesque

0-3 in qualifiers so far. First team WOULD NOT TOUCH THE PAYLOAD. Would NOT. I was the only one who did. Crushing defeat, obviously. (kill leader and objective time of course but they pretend that shit matters? but it doesn't.) Second team unaware of basics of gameplay - surprised that you couldn't shoot through a payload, also surprised that the payload healed you, but would at least listen to desperately-needed coaching so we made that one close. Third team could not kill or survive a Bastion. I killed him a few times but nobody else did because nobody else could. Our Reinhardt did shit like charge enemy bastion head-on and could. not. figure. out. why he kept dying.

i'm gonna start so far down in bronze oh god how does anyone play at this level?!