Collective nouns for tumbler vocabulary

[solarbird]

So Anna and I were walking to the bus and I referred to a “flotilla of douchecanoes” and we started wondering about collectives for douchecanoe because it’s really only a flotilla when on patrol, right?

So we came up with a couple like “a vexation of douchecanoes” and “a wankerage of douchecanoes” and also along the way “an enragement of meninists.”

But I really think more Tumblr words need collectives and also can anybody top vexation for douchecanoes because I think that’s pretty good.

Comments

[vatine]

A staleness of douchecanoes?

This would be riffing on the (unfair) Pythonesque joke on canoes and American beer, with sour stale smell on top.

But, no, vexation is better, I apologize.

[solarbird]

We've come up with "an infection of meninists" elsewhere. :D

So far flotilla and wankerage are the favourites on Facebook.

[ex_inklessej388]

A flotilla would require a Flotilla Commander and he would require a flag to signify the loftiness of his office. I am curious what the Douchecanoe Flotilla Commander pennant would look like...