hold on now what?

[solarbird]

Tea Party Unity leader Scarborough: We Need A Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality

This is older than I realised (late 2013) but I’m just … how do you even come up with this? Class action against… homosexuality?! Followed, no doubt, by class action against athleticism, braininess, and being left-handed.

I mean… how do you... I... Wha...?

Comments

[stickmaker]

The Sinister Movement must be quashed! Those who choose to use their left hands instead of their right must be forced to conform, and give up their evil, sinful, unnatural ways!

Also, there's no such thing as ambidextrousness!

[solarbird]

This is where I want a +1/Like button because I really can't improve on this. :D

[stickmaker]

The sad thing is that through much of history over much of the world, that would be an accurate portrayal of the majority attitude towards the left-handed. Even well into the Twentieth Century some schools forced left-handed students to use their right hands. This sort of arbitrary, groundless prejudice is what makes that behavior a good tool for spoofing homophobia.

[angelwolfgeek]

I was born a left hander. Apparently my dyslexia was worsened cause I was forced to switch. If anyone tries to convert any hypothetical offspring to dexterity, I *will* probably get a hammer and do sinister things to that person.