superdeer valium

[solarbird]

Who has the job of coming up with random fake brand names for generic batteries and similar cheap miscellany? Who has this job? Because somebody has this job. I want to know who.

Powermax Superdeer. Really? Superdeer?

On a similar note, please enjoy Valium lightbulbs. The best part is how they’re marked 110v on one side of the box, and 130v on the top. But the valium lets us not worry about that sort of thing.

Now, even sedated, I have no idea how you even make lightbulbs out of diazepam, but clearly, Uncle Fester has been ahead of the rest of us.

Maybe it was his idea. Maybe he’s the one who…

…oh god. What I have I discovered?!

Forget the light bulbs. The light bulbs are unknowable. The light bulbs have never been known. You cannot have known about the light bulbs because no one has ever known about the light bulbs. We do not need them. We have the lights above above the Arby’s, the ones that rush by as we pretend to sleep, and that is all that we need to know, because…

Yes. Yes, we do.

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Comments

[oh6]

This of course immediately reminds me of the "song" about Superdeer that was up on Songs to Wear Pants To several years ago. Unfortunately I can't find there now.

[solarbird]

Damn!

found it!

[oh6]

I was unpacking some of my remaining moving boxes and while I was shelving some of the stuff I found the CD case with all of my music CD-Rs in it, and, well, here 'tis. It's very silly, but I like it.

Re: found it!

[solarbird]

That's... not what I expected. :D