solarbird | Life in the Lair

Paul: THEY EAT SQUID INK?!
Dara: Why is this surprising?
Paul: It's black! It's disgusting!
Dara: Sesame ice cream is black and that's really good!
Paul: Sesame ice cream doesn't come out of a creature's orifice!
Dara: Milk comes out of a cow!
Paul: MILK is not BLACK!
Dara: Now I need to genetically engineer a cow that makes sesame ice cream.
Paul: ...
Anna: Well, what's what you get for living with a supervillain.