we are totally not this evil

[solarbird]

You cannot tell me this did not spawn a generation of seriously disturbing fetishists. I mean, seriously, what.

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ETA: Over on Livejournal, arjache has provided the original, unhairbrushed version of this photo. It explains much.

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Comments

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

[elfs.livejournal.com]

It's just a crime that clothing like that never caught on. By now, it would be perfect for every one of those greaseball-sucking gasbags. It would cover up the diaper that goes with their high doses of Alli. And you'd never know who was who except from the smell.

[solarbird]

Courtesy arjache, we have an explanation. XD

What mean you? These sound great!!!

[mojave-wolf.livejournal.com]

You who complain simply don't understand the value of gently massaging resistance to every body movement in a pair of pants.

I mean, c'mon!!!

The possibilities for perversion are ENDLESS!!!

Re: What mean you? These sound great!!!

[solarbird]

Chafing as a fetish? Started right here.

[mojave-wolf.livejournal.com]

More seriously, turtle meat? No turtle meat! Especially not in relation to Gamera! No eating Gamera!

GAMERA IS OUR HERO AND SAVIOR!!!!

If you eat Gamera, who will save you from the next evil giant monster that comes along?

Think about it.

[arjache.livejournal.com]

...they're shaped like Oompa Loompas. Surely there must already be Oompa Loompa porn out there somewhere. (And no, I'm not going to go check.)

Also, is it just me or does the model on the left have Parts: The Clonus Horror hair?

(reposted because I replied to the wrong thing.)

[solarbird]

I dare you to photoshop Oompa Loompa hair onto these guys.

[arjache.livejournal.com]

(Or, alternately, the original green hair (http://deeness.net/draw/20110911-oompa-pants.jpg) before I color-adjusted it to match the rest.)

[solarbird]

SO ILL

XD

[elfs.livejournal.com]

It wins the day.

[solarbird]

Also, elevated to new post. XD

[brightbeak.livejournal.com]

Even without the green hair, there are levels of *wrong* that can't even begin to encompass this! Not even Dante's _Inferno_ could approach the levels.... OY!

[evilmicrowizard.livejournal.com]

ALIENS WALK AMONG US!!!1! (Or at least walked...)

[st-rev.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're full of booze.

[westrider.livejournal.com]

That would certainly explain the straw!

one word

[solarbird]

So would "urethra."

Re: one word

[st-rev.livejournal.com]

"Don't look at me! It's not my urine!"

"If it's not your urine, why did you drink it all?"

Re: one word

[westrider.livejournal.com]

And the first thing that popped into my mind after that was Cordelia Chase saying "Hello Salty Goodness!"

There's something wrong with me ;)

Re: one word

[solarbird]

You win. XD

Re: one word

[westrider.livejournal.com]

Playing "Who can come up with the most disturbing imagery" with me generally doesn't end well. But this time I seriously wasn't even trying, my subconscious squicked me out enough there that I struggled for quite a while over whether or not to post that at all.

But in the end, the urge to mess with people triumphed, as it tends to.

[solarbird]

Specifically for the drink-on-the-run, by which I mean drive, market, eh? Life-sustaining alcohol and impact protection in a single product! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT IT'S BRILLIANT

[starfallz.livejournal.com]

O_O

[solarbird]

XD