EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN, ALL SERVERS, MURKWORKS NORTH

[solarbird]

Complete power failure, all systems shutting down. No ETA for return.

Comments

[stickmaker.livejournal.com]

Hope you're back soon.

[mojave-wolf.livejournal.com]

If you are being held hostage by Shoggoths and/or home invasion types and/or space aliens using Murkworks as ground zero for their coming takeover of Earth,' and this is a secret message that we need to come rescue you and/or call the police and/or send paramilitary types and/or hit them hard and fast with the heaviest magical spells we have at our disposal, or even a sign that we need to send the entire Tribal Network of Elves to your place pronto, carefully typed out so that your captors would not realize it is a secret message?

It is so carefully worded that it's secret meaning is difficult to discern. And without being sure, those of us very far away are unlikely to come racing to yoru aid, and I'm really hesitant to send the stormtroopers in without greater clarity. So if this is a secret message, I at least didn't get it. Please be slightly more risk-taking with your sentence structure and word choices should another hostage situation occur in the future.

More seriously, hope whatever this is turns out to be a temporary, fixable glitch. And given our own recent power/connection troubles, I feel your pain!

[solarbird]

Nah, we lose power all the time. It's frustrating.