A game!

[solarbird]

Look to your right. Whatever object you see there is your designated weapon in the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Comment on this post to tell me what it is, then repost to spread the zombie virus.

My bouzouki case is not going to be a great help here. But there are a lot of strings in it I can use to garrotte... things... and, um... maybe a capo. Often my zouk is in it, so since this is future tense, that might count, in which case I can be the undead's nightmare strange LSD flashback: El Kabong.

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[nijibug]

A-a wall poster of Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring.
/is dead meat

[solarbird]

Well, unless they're art lovers, or exceptionally stupid, even for zombies. In either case, it's a distraction.

[oh6.livejournal.com]

With a Tops composition book, I fear I shall fare likewise. If the zombies are sufficiently lively I suppose I might divert them with charts and graphs.

[maellenkleth]

A protractor! I have a weapon of math instruction! Tremble before the wrath of the brilliant and dangerous elfchick who is out to rid the world of zombies, one arctangent at a time.

[clemtaur.livejournal.com]

A hard back library book (Mercedes Lackey - 'Reserved for the Cat')

Well at least it will be something to read between bashing zombie fingers as they try to climb up onto the roof with me.. :P

[jessie-c.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I guess I could bash the zombies with my mug which so recently held tea.

[kodi]

That box of Kleenex is either the least useful possible thing I could have seen, or in the event of a sneeze-transmitted zombie apocalypse, the best.

[kvogel.livejournal.com]

I've got a large format printer, heavy but a bit unwieldy, a scanner, not as heavy and not as unwieldy, but not all that convincing a weapon. A strongbox/fire-proof storage thing, has a handle and is moderately heavy, some bludgeon-y value. A deep-reach stapler (for saddle stitching papers, up to 14 inches) a handier bludgeon, but doesn't open wide for zombie stapling. A floor to ceiling book case full of books, mostly hard-bounds, limited topple value. Two lava lamps, the smaller one would make a fair short club, the larger one likely a better skull-smasher, but a bit less handy in shape.
All the really good zombie tools, like the semi-automatic rifles and sevcral thousand rounds of ammo are elsewhere in the house.

[kvogel.livejournal.com]

PS. Sufjan Stevens! I'm slowly finding his stuff, and loving every minute.

[ypawtows.livejournal.com]

A plush Kirara.
I think I'll be fine, and she'll be well fed.
:D

[gerimaple.livejournal.com]

a computer mouse, a book of matches, and a spray bottle of eyeglass cleaner. Guess I could spray one in the face and then set them on fire. This would only work a few times, though, because the bottle is nearly empty.

[dpawtows.livejournal.com]

Canon multifunction printer. Darn, needed an actual cannon. Maybe if we have Letter-Man as an ally. I've also got a pencil, a pad of Post-Its, and.... Gaffers Tape! We're saved!

[solarbird]

I only have Come On Feel the Illinoize, but I like that one.

[dianthus.livejournal.com]

This smallish wooden corner bookshelf might take out a couple of zombies before it breaks apart. Then I can use the sharp bits to finish myself.
It might be more useful in the coming vampire apocalypse.

[kvogel.livejournal.com]

A fav, and I've been picking up on individual cuts off of Itunes. It was KUOW and a bit thereon talking about him some years ago that got me started. Been to Lander WY. where Asmatic Kitten works out of, by odd coincidence.

[anfalicious.livejournal.com]

A book or a hair tie :( I fail.

Old tech does the job.

[maellenkleth]

Oh! Oh! Also we have here a case of 'polar bear scaring devices' which are the nastiest-looking Wile E Coyote-grade cardboard cylinders with long gunpowder fuses and earnest safety warnings. Light, throw, earth-shattering ka-boom. Guaranteed.

[stickmaker.livejournal.com]

Not my new film scanner!

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. I have an empty compostable hot drink cup.

[westrider.livejournal.com]

Dude, I totally remember El Kabong.

I have a small, but very riled up kitten to my right. She might not accomplish much, but I'm sure she'd give it a damn good try ;)

[quen-elf.livejournal.com]

Hah. Um, it's the DDR pad which is propped up on the right of my computer desk. Errr... It weighs a ton (well, I guess somewhere around ten kilos), so it would be a pretty hefty weapon... assuming I could actually lift it for more than a couple seconds.

It needs me to solder up a 15-pin-D cable in which pin 5 exchanges with pin 10, because it turns out the bloody thing is wired wrong and I can't use it for Wii games, which no doubt would help to keep the zombies occupied while I make my escape.

(Not posting this on my journal but I did find it mildly amusing so :)

[actourdreams.livejournal.com]

I have a hatrack. My roommate has a broom. Overall, we might not do so badly.

[ravyngyngvar.livejournal.com]

How in the post-apocalyptic world am I supposed to fight off a horde of zombies with my Reader's Digest-sized Clas Ohlson department store catalogue?

[mikec1157.livejournal.com]

Treadmill.....shit, I guess I just go and eat brains....OH wait, if I get attacked, I'll toss the zombie on the treadmill and set it to slow and he'll just stay there long enough to get away....ok, I'll do ok.