my day with windows

[solarbird]

Solarbird sends openly ** STOP BUGGING ME WITH SHIT WINDOWS **
Solarbird sends openly ** goddammit this is an annoying OS. **
Solarbird sends openly ** "You have unused items on your desktop! Do you want
to clean them up now?" "No, fuck you." <dismiss> **
Solarbird sends openly ** "You have unused items on your desktop! Do you want
to clean them up now?" "No, I said, fuck you." <dismiss again> **
Solarbird sends openly ** "I'm going to hide unused items in your taskbar now!
Click like crazy to bring them back!" "I DON'T CARE, LEAVE ME ALONE." <dismiss> **
Solarbird sends openly ** "Would you like to learn more about Office features
now?" "AGH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SO MUCH LET ME DO MY GODDAMN WORK" <dismiss> **
Solarbird sends openly ** Clippy lives. **

Then, of course, it wouldn't let me log out because it insisted upon telling me over and over again that there were new programme items on my start menu, and, in doing so, covering the "log out" button. It took three tries each time to get the start menu to pop up and click on "log out user" before it would bring that stupid dialogue bubble up.