lyonesse's version

[solarbird]

The original:

0. If there is a person or persons on your friends list you would love to have an epic, sweaty, melty, damn near legendary, 12 hour, nitrous infused, wake up the neighbors, loud, hair-pulling, earth-shattering, fluid-spilling, soul wrenching, exploratory, fuse-blowing, pounding, body slappin', oh My God, explosive, cuddliscious, I'll even make you breakfast, fuckathon with, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

Some if lyonesse's versions:

1. If there is a person or persons on your friends list with whom you would like to get so smashingly drunk that neither one of you could possibly remember what occured afterwards, post this exact sentence in your journal.

4. If there is a person or persons on your friends list with whom you would like to be in a canoe, giggling and being scared of swans, and making snarky remarks about mutual acquaintances, and then go skinnydipping when it gets dark, post this same sentence in your journal.

6. If there is a person or persons on your friends list who you would really like to teach you to weld and build circuitry, post this exact sentence in your livejournal. Well, not so much the welding part.

7. If there is a person or persons on your friends list who you really want to dress you up and do stuff with your hair because you really believe that if anybody in the world can make you beautiful it would be them, post this exact sentence in your livejournal.

9. if there is a person or persons on your friends list with whom you would like to do something you are basically too scared to do, but it would probably be okay with them along, post this sentence in your journal.

Comments

[lyonesse.livejournal.com]

i am duly gratified :)

[banner.livejournal.com]

Well I hope you at least tell them now, whomever they are...

[solarbird]

Of course not! That's the whole point! ^_^