i hate this neighbourhood

[solarbird]

Nothing like getting shit from random passersby for removing graffiti.

(One person for removing it from the driveway gate, another of a pair - who was then too cowardly to admit he'd done it when I yelled at him - for removing it from the road sign right in front with the same tag. Joy. No doubt we'll get more tonight. Fuckers.)

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[loopback.livejournal.com]

wtf.

can i suggest you do the G. Gordon Liddy approach to handling graffiti and local hoods? only instead of hiding on the roof of your garage with a machete, i suggest getting a paintball gun, and shoot the shit out of them, while videotaping.

Maybe yell "YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF MY PROPERTY LEAVE IMMEDIATELY YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY".

Then shoot them. aim for center of mass, and after you've hit 'em a few times, aim for the fucking face and crotch for bonus value points.

fucking assholes. who gives someone shit for removing graffiti from their house? wtFF.

[solarbird]

The first one "I can smell the POISON from HERE!" No shit, Sherlock, you're two feet away. I ripped into him and he backed the fuck off. The second came from a pair of skateboarder fuckheads while my back was turned and was something like, "UP WITH PEOPLE, DOWN WITH THE STATE" and pretended not to have said anything when I turned around; they ignored me and kept on going as I ripped into them, too.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Supersoaker? Icewater? Urine?

[loopback.livejournal.com]

firehose. cow blood.

[firni.livejournal.com]

Big, loud airhorn.

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