don’t buy KIDDE anything

just had the joy of yet another false alarm on our interconnected KIDDE brand smoke detectors

a bit after midnight, it’s usually in the middle of the night, and since one goes off means they all go off you get to play the amazing FIND THE SCREAMING MONSTER CONTROLLING ALL THE OTHER SCREAMING MONSTERS game

this is number five to fail, three from one pack, two purchased replacements, one optical (which was the one to go up tonight), KIDDE refuses to honour the warranty on any of them so FUCK YOU KIDDE

since there’s literally fuck and all i can do about this other than scream FUCK YOU KIDDE i’m just gonna tell everybody DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM KIDDE EVER.

i really hoped going optical would help BUT NOPE

fucking shitheels

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