salty

i just want to say that if you pick the gamertag "staceysdad," get curbstomped, and then come in to match chat and start bitching about how the game is bullshit, then you deserve whatever song fragment i might just, you know, make up on the spot.

lyrics sure why not

people asked on facebook so

stacey's dad / is gettin' kinda mad
he's throwin' salt / like it wasn't all his fau-u-ult
stacey don't you know / that it wasn't his to throw-o-o
i know he's throwin' salt but / i'm afraid it's all his fault