okay i guess it's not all suck

okay, so

defence at Gibraltar, it's just quickplay, we're pretty much stuffing 'em from the start

one of the enemy team changes to widowmaker and starts pot-shotting our team from the upper balcony spawn exit and our team is backing up and stuff and being all "agh agh agh widowmaker"

and i - who am our widowmaker - am all "oh ffs she's not very good" so chain over to the walkway, step out in front of her, and headshot her. [pow]

and she quits the game.

i hit her so hard i knocked her offline (i guess).（⌒▽⌒）

also this was fun

was out-duelling enemy widow pretty substantially on defence at numbani

she got tired of that shit and came back as reinhardt

who i machine-gunned to death three times when he came to the back to get me. it was pretty hilarious.

(reinhardt is paper people. honestly. paper people.)