the internet of shitty, shitty HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNK

Okay, it was a totally jerky thing to do, but... I also have to admit it's kind of hilarious. XD

(Why are they even on the internet?! Oh, because it's cheaper, of course.)

lol what

38 kills in one game (as Tracer) and I didn't even medal. jfc that was hilarious.

(28 on objective, though, and that did medal. Silver I think? And golded for Time On Objective, which is super-critical on payload levels.)

I've had half a song in my head for a while, it's about playing Tracer as a tank. BECAUSE TRACER CAN BE A TANK ON PAYLOAD LEVELS I HAVE DONE IT ENOUGH TIMES I KNOW.

lol what part 2

Backfilled into a game, one that was running out of time and someone had dropped. This almost means instant DEFEAT notification, sometimes before you can even pick a character, but I have time to pick Tracer and run to the point. I never actually see any of the enemy (and am firing where I think they're going to be) before I'm hit from behind by enemy Hanso's ult and die. At which point...

VICTORY
...and I am "okay that's hilarious," but wait, it gets better, because after the play of the game and the cards come up (enemy team has all of them), I discover zero kills, zero damage, one death, and...

I bronzed in objective time.

WHAT HOW WHY HOW DID THIS TEAM WIN? HOW? XD XD XD