don’t fall for this

Sure, as a floating lair, it looks fairly swank, and the only ethical way to own this monstrosity is to steal it, so that’s fair. But when you see rooms like this?

No.

This is Bond Bait. It’s engineered to make you fall into a variety of the Bad Supervillain traps, most notably monologuing about your own plans and awkward we’re-not-so-different speeches.

I’m sure you do.

Nobody needs another one of those speeches. Nobody. This lair? Give it a pass.

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