Has anyone seen my capo? Seriously?

Has anyone seen my capo? Let me try again: has anyone seen either of my clamp-style capos? Because srsly what. the. fuck. They're both gone from I thought INSIDE THE HOUSE. SGLH EWIRLH QOLUHAL sdkjfalefhlawfeba ilUe fsb LIUBFLQ!h8

Did I leave them somewhere? Please?