oh why not

[Canadian] returns home after running until he started to cough stuff up, and then
running a few miles more.
Solarbird guh
[Canadian] eventually got stopped by a police officer, who wanted to know why he was running.
Jenna | "I fear commitment, officer."
Solarbird giggles
Jenna | "I'm trying to get away from my fear, but it's always ahead of me... Oh, my God! I've been running THE WRONG WAY!"
[Canadian] actually answered, "Sir, because I can, sir!"
Solarbird | "HOLY CRAP, I'm in CANADA! I MADE IT! I CLAIM ASLYUM!"
Jenna | "I always admired the roadrunner, sir."
Jenna | "So noble. So warm."
Solarbird hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Jenna | "I'm trying to walk a mile in another man's shoes, only, you know, I want to get it over with quickly."
Solarbird | "Because I feel I can make a difference!"
Jenna giggles out loud.
Jenna | "I've been running since 1984, and this is the first time someone's asked me that. OH, THANK YOU, OFFICER! THANK YOU! At last I can lay down my burden!"
Solarbird | "must keep running earth will stop"
Jenna giggles.
Jenna | "In memory of Princess Di."
Jenna | "I'm HOOKED on PHONICS!"
Solarbird | "JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!"
Solarbird | TIED TO BUS HELP ME GOD PLEASE HELP

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Okay, so we like squirrels; they're funny. However, liking birds more, we've gotten a squirrel-proof feeder. (Suit cage inside a bigger cage; it's genuinely squirrel-proof. They hate us for it.)

So we're thinking of adding a squirrel corncob feeder. But it has to provide visual entertainment. The two best at the local bird store are one that holds four cobs in a windmill-like arrangement, with each cob at the end of the windmill arms. So if you have a squirrel holding onto one and nibbling at it, another squirrel will jump on another cob, and the first squirrel will go flying. This sounds great! However, there's another option (easier to install) which is basically "corncob hanging down from a spring," so when they jump on it, it bounces up and down and they may go fling but may also just fly around in the air while trying to get the food.

Yeah, I'm a bitch. But squirrels are t3h funny. So!

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