i'm gonna smash you 'till you're no longer smashable

"created by beatings; powered by monkeys" is the funniest thing about this toy. (hee!)

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking through the icy wasteland, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Solarbird! And she gives a gutteral scream: "I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys