solarbird | I haven’t let loose with a good rant in a while and it feels like the right moment for one, so…

Let’s talk about the hopium and the copium.

Nazi dickbags like to jeer about hopium and copium and apply it to politics to recruit sad people, but…

I got some fucken news, you freakish fascist filth

You’re goddamn right I mine my own hopium

AND I mine my own copium

and then I refine it to the purest, cleanest, concentrated and most fortified forms to apply to everything I can because, as you will never understand, you wretched miserable fuckhounds who live to hate all life…

…knowing how to COPE WITH REALITY is GOOD, ACTUALLY

…and HOPE is what destroys the execrable fascist jizz collection that calls itself MAGA.

So goddamn right I mine the hopium

and ‘s far as I can tell, I have the motherfucking corner on the copium market.

And I have been fighting a long, long time to get to see you fuckers burn from its glow, like vampires in the sun and finally, finally, everyone else seems to be catching on.

So scream, you cowards, you creeps, you howling bizarrities – scream as your empire crumbles stillborn before you.

Yeah, you’re gonna try to make it happen anyway with all your oil money, with your cheats, with your Russian friends, with all your blistered billionaires and buckets of bitcoin you’ll still try your damnedest to destroy everything democratic and free and fun and in the world to set up your shambling Gileadian cult state under the sickest, weakest, saddest would-be god-emperor diaper-wearing baby-man potentate in the history of humanity

all while everybody’s finally starting to realise – even you…

….that you’re gonna fucking fail.

And we are going to win.

All we have to do is do the fucking work. And we’re doing it, at last, in our many, many millions.

I cannot wait to watch as it happens.

I promise you, I will not be gracious.

I will, in fact, be a very bad winner.

It is, really, the least I can do for all your trouble.

96 days remain.

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