solarbird: Brigitte Lindholm from Overwatch (brigitte)
[personal profile] solarbird
omg dying

so there's a new guy at the gym counter, right? and i checked in (and was wearing this big baggy coat) and he was all

"Gonna work on those biceps?"

and he was joking, because of course not, right? apparently. But i was

"...yes? I... always do?"

and he was "...really?"

and i said "yeah, i have a/b workouts, it's part of my routine - see?" and hand him my clipboard. and he takes the clipboard and says nervously

"i'm a little afraid to look at it, your weights might be better than me" still trying to joke

and the he looks at it and is all

"...uh"

"...have a good workout..." and hands it back.

and then when i went back to put the clipboard away after my workout i kinda wanted to go

"WELCOME" <flex> "to the GUN SHOW."

but he kind of fled from me and hid out at the far end of the counter when I went to put it away so I couldn't. anna was disappoint. (⌒▽⌒)

(i am still giggling)

Date: 2018-12-09 12:01 am (UTC)
kathmandu: Close-up of pussywillow catkins. (Default)
From: [personal profile] kathmandu
Yay for you!

Date: 2018-12-09 01:26 am (UTC)
dreamerinsilico: a small, stylized white cat (Pangur Ban from The Secret of Kells) (Default)
From: [personal profile] dreamerinsilico
OMG that's amazing, way to show a dudebro up!

Date: 2018-12-09 01:27 am (UTC)
ossobuco: the geth are tired of this bullshit (zarya hands)
From: [personal profile] ossobuco
The only way I can interpret that reaction is that your weights were, in fact, significantly better than his.

Date: 2018-12-09 02:19 am (UTC)
jessie_c: Me in my floppy hat (Default)
From: [personal profile] jessie_c
Grrrrrl power!

Date: 2018-12-09 03:01 am (UTC)
alatefeline: Painting of a cat asleep on a book. (Default)
From: [personal profile] alatefeline
Mwahahahaha.

Date: 2018-12-09 03:37 pm (UTC)
armiphlage: Ukraine (Default)
From: [personal profile] armiphlage
Hooray!

Date: 2018-12-09 10:55 pm (UTC)
binary_sunset: Rey StarWars on a warm coloured gradient background (Default)
From: [personal profile] binary_sunset
Intimidate him by flexing so hard your sleeves falls off

Date: 2018-12-16 06:22 pm (UTC)
shadesofmauve: (Default)
From: [personal profile] shadesofmauve
I'm laughing so hard at this. I love when dudebros set themselves up for a self-own. BE STRONK.

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