well that was hilarious and stupid

[solarbird]

So I hit a quickplay game as Widowmaker - Gibraltar, offence, yeh? And I kill three of the enemy team pretty much right out the gate with machine gun fire, and I decide pretty much, fukkit, I'm Widow:76 this game. And that's working really fucking well (I end up golding in kills, objective kills, objective time; I do shoot Pharah out of the air with my scope, though) and we're about to take the second checkpoint and it's me and Zarya on the payload, and enemy Widowmaker is behind us on the gangplank to the shuttle, trying to shoot me and missing and missing over again because I'm bouncing around on the payload like an idiot machine-gunning her team to death, and I take a second just to wave before finishing off their Tracer and making the checkpoint, which we do.

And then she shoots me in the head. I deserved it. It was wonderful. It was the only time she got me, but if she was gonna get me at all, that was the time. （⌒▽⌒）