Oh dear

[solarbird]

So thanks to yesterday's unexpected continuous hours of sunlight, I am very stripey. My shirt had a kind of v-shaped collar, so I've got a clearly-defined V pointing down between my tits, and also my arms are one colour (well, brown and red; I burned a bit, which is freakish - I didn't burn in Hawai'i! ;_; ) until they get to a rising arc below my shoulders, at which point there is a CLEAR AND DEFINED LINE to Northerner Pastey White.

I've tried the sunbathing-in-inverse-clothes thing before, I'm not any good at sunbathing in general. So I don't actually know what to do about this.

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[solarbird]

You don't have to. You buy ordinary clothes then just flip the sign on the exponent.

Alternatively, there's always Capital Hill.