I dreamed up a nice little afterlife scenario for homophobes.

A tropical paradise. There is a warm, scented breeze. The food is rich and spicy, and wonderful fruits are everywhere for you to pluck. Every day is a sunny day, never any work. You begin the day hot and bothered, and by nightfall your body is a critical mass of breeding urges. All night you can hear the waves making love to the sandy beaches.

And...

...every single person there is another homophobe of the same sex as you.