sewing with supervillainy

Minion Paul: That’s a neat fabric. What is it?
Solarbird: It’s kind of a fleece.
Minion Paul: Oh, muppet skin. Do you know how many muppets died to make that shirt?
Solarbird: Do you know how many muppets I had to kill to get two good ones?
Minion Paul: How do you hunt muppets, anyway?
Minion Anna: I sure wish someone could teach me how to count to four!

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