new guy at the gym counter

[solarbird]

omg dying

so there's a new guy at the gym counter, right? and i checked in (and was wearing this big baggy coat) and he was all

"Gonna work on those biceps?"

and he was joking, because of course not, right? apparently. But i was

"...yes? I... always do?"

and he was "...really?"

and i said "yeah, i have a/b workouts, it's part of my routine - see?" and hand him my clipboard. and he takes the clipboard and says nervously

"i'm a little afraid to look at it, your weights might be better than me" still trying to joke

and the he looks at it and is all

"...uh"

"...have a good workout..." and hands it back.

and then when i went back to put the clipboard away after my workout i kinda wanted to go

"WELCOME" <flex> "to the GUN SHOW."

but he kind of fled from me and hid out at the far end of the counter when I went to put it away so I couldn't. anna was disappoint. （⌒▽⌒）

(i am still giggling)

Comments

[kathmandu]

Yay for you!

[dreamerinsilico]

OMG that's amazing, way to show a dudebro up!

[ossobuco]

The only way I can interpret that reaction is that your weights were, in fact, significantly better than his.

[jessie_c]

Grrrrrl power!

[alatefeline]

Mwahahahaha.

[armiphlage]

Hooray!

[binary_sunset]

Intimidate him by flexing so hard your sleeves falls off

[shadesofmauve]

I'm laughing so hard at this. I love when dudebros set themselves up for a self-own. BE STRONK.