You do send fine Christmas cards. Thank you for sending one to us.

I am curious what a "capital-letter-C Christian" is. I am a Christian, but I also have to mention that I am Lutheran, so people will know my doctrine. I wonder who was claiming the main title for themselves, this time.

I also don't understand the so-called Christian side of the War on Christmas. Why would seriously religious people want a big public spectacle on our cheery little religious holiday? We don't insist on a spectacle for Easter or Pentecost, which are more important.