solarbird: (korra-wha)
I just opened something with a 5,000 hour warranty, measured from time of purchase. Not 5,000 operating hours; 5,000 calendar hours. It works out to 208 days... and 8 hours.


I don't get you.
solarbird: (shego-rule?-you?)
Pro tip: If you feel like chatting up somebody in the queue in front of you, and she's talking about her friend and his ranch, do not start talking about how nice and isolated it is and how you could get all naked in the back yard.

Seriously, dude, where'd you think that was gonna get you?

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